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This week on the show, Mr. Burns’ near-death experiences inspires him to find an heir to his fortune, & it involves Bart! Irvin & Nacho recount the episode in real Simpsons historian style, but also bring you many things you won’t find in any Simpsons History book. We talk stats, Mr. Burns adventures going undercover as Wavy Gravy, petrified birds, Homer’s secret shame, Phil Hartman, &  count down our top 10 Simpsons courtroom moments.

New Eat My Shorts merch is up in time for the holidays! Get prints, buttons, & other EMS ephemera at our Eat My Shorts Etsy shop & apparel at our Teepublic shop, Teejay’s Zaymart!