Nacho called into work, so he and Irvin recorded a podcast! Welcome to a Simpsons episode fraught with lies, secrets, revenge, and ballet dancing. 

Additional hot topics of discussion this week include dog jobs, brushes with truancy, Austin’s Rainey Street drinking district, corns and bunions, and our new unskilled intern. Follow us @eatmyshortspod on Twitter and Instagram! Support the show on Patreon and get cool bonus stuff!